Cuuuuuuuuuute

Cuuuuuuuuuute

Anonymous said: how do you make a meaningful long lasting relationship

anewyorktimesbestsellingauthor:

commanderholly:

play WoW and get Del Taco together

Actually the first several years of my marriage

We did sushi, but yeah.

Sleep routine update:

Re-attempted the “I’ll check on you in two minutes” method, which allows me to escape the bedroom by 8, 8:15.
He chills out in his little bed and “reads” until he falls asleep, around 9.
Totally awesome. So far, two day streak. I don’t care that he’s not sleeping earlier since I have my evenings back to clean, write papers, and chart.
Will continue with this method for as long as it keeps working. Hoping to decrease return frequency by a few minutes each time until I can totally just leave and let him get to sleep on his own.

Today he took off his diaper and pants, told me to go away, grabbed a book and pooped on the potty.
It’s almost like he didn’t purposefully “poop a brick in da yard, mama” last night.

Today he took off his diaper and pants, told me to go away, grabbed a book and pooped on the potty.
It’s almost like he didn’t purposefully “poop a brick in da yard, mama” last night.

autumnbound:

powderedbuns:

dialga:

meowling-quim:

sockdreams.com is such a dangerous website omg you can drop so much money within the blink of an eye

I NEED ALL OF THEM

let me tell you about sockdreams okay. everything they have is cute and their “longer” socks which are for taller or curvier people are amazing. i am almost 6 feet tall and not a skinny lady and i bought some thigh highs thinking they’d end up being calf socks on me and just kind of resigning myself to this fate but when they arrived (in like two days, holy shit they mail out fast) not only did they pull all the way up without trouble, they managed to stay up and look cute. as. fuck. OP’s right yo, that website’s a threat to your wallet.

sockdreams is such a legitimate company and I love them a lot.

You want to know what’s super dangerous? This place is right by Roland’s daycare and my favorite study shop. I drive past it about 6 times a week and every single time it uses a lot of willpower to not go spend all my money on socks.

(Source: mogitha, via kyidyl)

thesoftcaressofhappiness replied to your post: 21st (and last) first day of school.

My friend working in her ohd posted a pic of her last first day of school complete with a sign like we do with our kids and everything lol congrats to you! Woohoo!

You mean like this? 
Yeah, I totally took that picture too. Not quite as flattering, so I put it on Facebook for the people that would most enjoy the joke. (My mom and dad. I know my audience). 

I promise I have a waist behind the sign. 

21st (and last) first day of school.

21st (and last) first day of school.

Sleep schedules

-Roland would like to sleep from 9:30 pm to 7:30 am with a water break at 3 am and nap from 2pm to 5 pm
- I can’t fall asleep and have been sleeping from 1 am ish to 7:35 am though I have an alarm set for 6 that I wake up to snooze.
-Jer is sleeping from 4 am to 5 pm when he gets the chance

Obviously none of this is going to work when fall quarter starts on Monday. Maybe I should have started working on this earlier in the summer.

Roland says

  • Ro: I'm a turtle!
  • Ro: ribbit!
  • Ro: that was a silly turtle.
  • -scene 2-
  • Ro: put it on
  • Me: here is your crown
  • Ro: I a king! Dis my king hat!
  • Ro: kingy kingy kingy king HAT!
Cold enough for fleece! Wearing boots! Fall is the best.

Cold enough for fleece! Wearing boots! Fall is the best.

He didn’t want to sleep in bed with me so we made him a nest on the floor. 

Now mama can’t sleep. I got up and cleaned the bathroom, did some yoga, organized my phone contacts…

He didn’t want to sleep in bed with me so we made him a nest on the floor.

Now mama can’t sleep. I got up and cleaned the bathroom, did some yoga, organized my phone contacts…

Goals

  • Ro: I am not big yet. I am going to get bigger and bigger!
  • Me: oh yeah? What are you going to do when you get big?
  • Ro: I'm gonna reach the ICE CREAM!
I woke up like this. Put a headband in it and pretend it’s on purpose or wash it?

I woke up like this. Put a headband in it and pretend it’s on purpose or wash it?

You know what would make this monday shitty?

-besides the pee, the puke, the keys locked in my car, the showing up to clinic an hour late, the misrooming of a patient, and the wifi on my computer not working, leaving me without internet for that case paper I was working on, jerith’s desk chair and medial collateral ligament breaking, and Roland flushing part of my name tag down the toilet…

-How about a where-is-the-baby poop trail adventure through the whole house? 

I’m going to bed to wait for tuesday.

Breaking news:

-showed up 45 minutes late to clinic
- put my patient in the wrong room
- attending asked if I was dying of the plague after hearing me cough.